nyamennwunamawu:

Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing. 

(via middl3fingersup)

breakfastburritoe:

in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had no clue what cookie dough was so i colored it blue and the class made fun of me and then some kid ate a napkin

(via iseecolorfulgoldfish)

2004mikey:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TO ME

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via blogforsouls)

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